I’m glad I’m moving. My trailer trash neighbor’s cat (one of them, anyway, and I have a good idea which one) took a shit on our steps. Almost at the top back by the entrance. The steps I’ll have to use to take stuff down to my car.
I want to fucking murder that cat.
Instead, I left a lovely note on their door.
“Hey. Your cat crapped on our steps. Please clean it up.”
3 years ago